May 01, 2005
the case against the pottery barn catalog, part four: big fucking surprise

what's this? the latest in bridalwear for freshman knitters? hmmm... not sure this is any less ridiculous than the shrug or poncho but of course what it actually is is the festive return of this week's runaway bride. the pressure, the pressure! the pressure to have a wedding that's the "social event of the season". the pressure to have a child (world population being dangerously low as it is). what a world! what a world! what a pressure-filled and dangerous world! run run run! but first: register for gifts!

okay, i digress. maybe they were planning on adopting five cambodian babies. and i don't know for sure where this bride was registered but it MIGHT have been PB.

wait a minute. let's look.

what do you know? from potterybarn.com's gift registry:

JENNIFER WILBANKS AND JOHN MASON
Event: Wedding
Date: April 30, 2005
Registry ID: 1250204
Today's Date: 05/01/2005
Message from the registrants:
GO DAWGS!

(from ben, standing over my shoulder): "is it really all that much fun when it plays directly into your hands?"

answer: yes. yes it is.


Posted by amber at May 01, 2005 09:49 AM