here you see gibson parker gibson dorko stopper levin, not playing with a paper star.
you see that, because it represents what is true. gibson has never, ever played with a paper star in his life. as this picture indicates, he has never been seen rolling all over the floor with a paper star between his paws, making cooing noises, and dashing up and down the hall while pushing a paper star in front of him. this photo proves once and for all that that never happens. and never will.
gibson, actually, is going through a phase of believing that he is dan elias, host of "antiques roadshow". we know this because he keeps coming up to us and saying "hi, i'm dan elias. welcome to antiques roadshow." does anyone else have a problem like this with their cat?